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We're hanging up the streamers, sorting out the noisemakers, and, most importantly, stocking up on kindling. We're going to all this trouble for the privilege of hosting the 125th edition of the

BONFIRE OF THE VANITIES!

This week's bonfire will be lit by demosthanes and then, in the finest of Greek traditions, demosthanes will personally run the torch from his BosNyWash home to the Chateau -- naked, of course. We hope to have photos of its arrival for your viewing pleasure (or displeasure, as the case may be).

More: The Greek bonfire burns today. Check it out.