Hearing on the Gay Chief

We at the periphery of the CBWSTGJR movement are eagerly awaiting to hear our founders' views on the substance of today's first-ever hearing on the nomination of a Gay Chief Justice. In the meanwhile, the debate continues over whether Roberts will opt for a robe with gold stripes or really shake things up in cool pastels. Either is fine with me. Just, whatever you do, don't look beneath the bench.