Oh Dear Lord

Now the U.N. -- yes, the organization that brought you the $6 Billion Oil-for-Food scandal -- wants to exercise control over management of the internet. $100 to the first person who can come up with an idea for internet management that is legitimately worse than handing off control the the U.N.* Anyone think I'll have to pay off? Didn't think so. Criminy, what next?

*The relative "badness" of any given idea to be determined in my sole discretion . . .