Monday, November 08, 2004

"Na-Na-Na-Na-Hey-Hey-Hey, Goodbye"

Well, we'll see if the latest reports of Arafat's death turn out to be greatly exaggerated. Do consider the source, here -- one suspects its reliability right off the bat. As for cause, of course the Israelis poisoned him. How else could Arafat be brought down. Couldn't possibly be the result of a rancid life lived in fetid conditions, could it? No, it has to be the Israelis. One is tempted to recommend that the believers in this sort of tripe get a life. (After all, when has Israel pussy-footed around with poison? Last I checked, Israel was quite content with turning vermin like this into indistinct red smears on the sidewalk.) But, in this case, I'll take the death and be happy with it.